Funny Fart Story 2

One Saturday afternoon, in our first year of marriage, my husband and I were strolling around the mall just killing time. We had gone to look for some fish at the pet store, and then we noticed there were some large window displays in the mall of really big fish. It was a cool display with some really pretty fish swimming around. I couldn’t help but linger and admire the colors. After a few minutes of observing the fish, an overwhelming sour, fishy smell came over me. At first, I tried to ignore it, but it crept on me and I could no longer deny those fish were really stinking! I turned to my husband and said, “man those fish are pretty but they smell AWFUL!” He just started cackling hysterically. “I farted, you doof” he replied. We learned something about each other that day. When he farts now, he knows to not linger in the fog…and when I smell that smell, I know it is time to kick it into high gear and move on!