Funny Fart Story

While standing in line at the movie store with my wife and 3 year old child – I felt the tremendous need to fart. Glancing around, I saw that nobody was anywhere behind me as we were at the end of the line. It’s safe – I thought – I can let this silent one slip and nobody will ever know the difference. Well, I was wrong – just as the gas began to permeate the air around me, a family walks up behind us in line – pinning me between them and my wife. To make matters worse – this was no ordinary fart – it had that smell of “sickness” – yes, you know what I’m talking about. I had nowhere to go – I couldn’t even walk around to disguise the source of the odor. In an instant, my wife turned to me with a horrific look on her face – I was busted! Turning three shades of red – I began to snicker and everything went down hill from there. All I could do was look forward as I walked out of the store – being careful not to make eye contact with anyone. This was one of the most horrifying fart events of my life.