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One Saturday afternoon, in our first year of marriage, my husband and I were strolling around the mall just killing time. We had gone to look for some fish at the pet store, and then we noticed there were some large window displays in the mall of really big fish. It was a cool display with some really pretty fish swimming around. I couldn’t help but linger and admire the colors. After a few minutes of observing the fish, an overwhelming sour, fishy smell came over me. At first, I tried to ignore it, but it crept on me and I could no longer deny those fish were really stinking! I turned to my husband and said, “man those fish are pretty but they smell AWFUL!” He just started cackling hysterically. “I farted, you doof” he replied. We learned something about each other that day. When he farts now, he knows to not linger in the fog…and when I smell that smell, I know it is time to kick it into high gear and move on!

Funny Fart Story

While standing in line at the movie store with my wife and 3 year old child – I felt the tremendous need to fart. Glancing around, I saw that nobody was anywhere behind me as we were at the end of the line. It’s safe – I thought – I can let this silent one slip and nobody will ever know the difference. Well, I was wrong – just as the gas began to permeate the air around me, a family walks up behind us in line – pinning me between them and my wife. To make matters worse – this was no ordinary fart – it had that smell of “sickness” – yes, you know what I’m talking about. I had nowhere to go – I couldn’t even walk around to disguise the source of the odor. In an instant, my wife turned to me with a horrific look on her face – I was busted! Turning three shades of red – I began to snicker and everything went down hill from there. All I could do was look forward as I walked out of the store – being careful not to make eye contact with anyone. This was one of the most horrifying fart events of my life.

FartU.com – Fart University Launches Long Awaited Blog of Humor

After months of calculated planning – FartU.com – also known as Fart University has launched its long awaited blog of funny fart humor. According to its founders (who wish to remain anonymous), the blog is intended to provide fun humor – something to lighten the mood of a usually heavy day.

Targeting an audience ranging from college students to old folks – FartU offers the opportunity for its readers to submit funny fart stories, fart jokes, and fart funnies – which could later be published in the fart blog. In addition to funny fart stories, the blog will offer of other humorous fart content.

Unlike some other fart related web sites – FartU vows to maintain a strict content policy to ensure a G rated website. According to the founders - “We want our fart blog to be full of funny fart fun – not all that other junk”. From the sound of it – this is one of those blogs you’ll want to visit when you need a smile, laugh or simply need to lighten up.

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The Birth of Fart University

Fart University is a blog dedicated to the lighter things in life - flatulation humor - or for those of you who might not know what flatulation means - fart humor. Of course - critics will say this blog promotes the crass side of life - we would suggest this blog is simply meant to create some laughs and have some fun. After all, isn't the world a little too serious as it is? Wouldn't it be nice for us to enjoy some flatulatory humor? We think so! So, kick back, relax and make sure you subscribe to this blog - we'll be coming at you with lots of things to laugh about!

Be sure to email your Funny Fart Stories, Fart Jokes and other Fart Funnies - check back often - we might post your sumission on our blog. However, we do reserve the right to edit your story just a little if necessary.

FartU.com is a G rated blog - if you desire to email your funny fart stories, funny fart jokes or other fart funnies - please keep them "clean".